c3po:

rcktpwr:

kitfisto:

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

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*stays home* i should’ve gone out *goes out* i should’ve stayed home

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nonfatchai:

No offense but I love showing lots of skin and I do it for me

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mockiato:

artisanalqueer:

workingitinportland:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

Dang okay 📝

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purplehairstonergirl:

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Well look at the time..

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coltre:

I can’t imagine someone getting sweaty hands or feeling butterflies in their stomach when they look at me like I can’t imagine myself being the object of someone’s late night love fantasy

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meanplastic:

someone:are you ok

me:………..anyway

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I just want my hair long enough to touch my ass

sheabutterbitch:

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Alissa Ashley in Fenty Beauty’s new Stunna Lip Paint ‘Uninvited

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